‘Real’ Greenpointers you say? The only real ones were the old man on the stoop whose rent is probably the same as it was in 1980 (and wouldn’t have kind words otherwise) and the Indian girl who hates faux-creative interloping culdesacians raising rents and making her move. The rest were transients; people pretending not to know what cool is yet will pay anything to live in certain zip codes. What fraudulent hipsters!