I want to thank Gowanus Lounge for the shout out.
I see him staggering towards me at 8:30 AM with one eye and I want to run back up the stairs….. but then I hear the signal for my train, and the G doesn’t run every couple of minutes, so I got up my courage and ran past him. He was saying “ooo the train, ooo the train” like that midget on Fantasy Island, but without that accent.

this guy is a black dude, right? i think i saw him shuffling down the nassau ave platform on wednesday morning, but i’ve never seen him before….he definitely had an eye missing and was talking to himself….
Are you telling me there are two Greenpoint bums with missing eyes this week? GG’s is an older white guy and at the Greenpoint Ave station. We actually had a discussion over which bum it was and (sadly) I knew the one she meant.